Beard Accessory Store

Intro
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Am                          E7              Am
I once owned and operated a beard accessory store

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A beard accessory store

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Business it was booming at my beard accessory store

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My beard accessory store

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But then people started shaving

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And business started waning

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At my beard accessory store


The landlord came a knockin' at my beard accessory store
My beard accessory store
Said I was evicted from my beard accessory store
My beard accessory store
He said that beard accessories
Were no longer necessities
And shut my beard accessory store


So I lured my landlord inside and locked the door
Of my beard accessory store
I can't say what I did to him, but it was against the law
At my beard accessory store
And now I've long since left town
The body was never found
And I don't sell beard accessories any more