No Beard No Good

 C  G      F  G
No beard, No good
         C        G           
There's not enough beards in my 
   F        G
neighbourhood
             C           G        
And you can tell me you can't I 
F            G
know that you could
          C    G              F  
You've got no beard and you're, 
   C
no good

                C                  
Well there's a beardless man in the
   G
 flat next door
      F                     D     
I've never spoken to him before 
           C
and I never will
G                 F
until he grows a beard
               C                   
and there's a beardless man in the 
 G
flat below
     F                        D   
I ignore him when he says hello 
            C
and I always will
G                 F
Until he grows a beard
                  G
Until he grows a beard

 C  G      F  G
No beard, No good
         C        G           
There's not enough beards in my 
   F        G
neighbourhood
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             C           G        
And you can tell me you can't I 
F            G
know that you could
          C    G              F  
You've got no beard and you're, 
   C
no good

C   G
Well there's a beardless boy playing
 in the street
F   D   C
I pass him and I spit at his feet, 
it's his own fault
G   F
He should have had a beard
C   G
And there's a beardless girl I broke
 her heart
F   D   C
I also keyed her car, it's her own 
fault
G   F
She should have had a beard
G
She should have had a beard

 C  G      F  G
No beard, No good
         C        G           
There's not enough beards in my 
   F        G
neighbourhood
             C           G        
And you can tell me you can't I 
F            G
know that you could
          C    G              F  
You've got no beard and you're, 
   C
no good

C   G
Well there's a beardless banker, he 
calls me on the phone
F   D   C
He asks me to pay back my loan, but 
I won't
G   F
Not until he grows a beard
C   G
And there's a beardless man, he 
calls me son
F   D   C
He asks me to dinner but I never 
come, and I won't
G   F
Not until he grows a beard
G
Until he grows a beard

 C  G      F  G
No beard, No good
         C        G           
There's not enough beards in my 
   F        G
neighbourhood
             C           G        
And you can tell me you can't I 
F            G
know that you could
          C    G              F  
You've got no beard and you're, 
   C
no good