A
Well, there once was a man
And that man had a Beard
     G
He shaved off his Beard
              A
And now he's dead!
          A
And there once was a girl
And her husband had a Beard
     G
She asked him to shave It often
               A
And now she's dead!

           D
Now she's dead! (Now she's dead!)
           A
Now she's dead! (Now she's dead!)
          G
Now he's dead!
         A B C
Now he's dead!
             D
Now they're dead! (Now they're dead!)
             A
Now they're dead! (Now they're dead!)
  G                         A
Grow up Beard or you'll be dead!

          A
Well the Girl and the Man,
they each had a funeral,
     G                           A
the people who attended are nowdead.
         A
So the grave digger came,
to bury the bodies,
G                               A
and he had a beard and cant be killed.

          D
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!)
          A
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!)
       G
Had a Beard
          A B C
Can't be killed!
          D
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!)
          A
Can't be killed! (Can't be killed!)
G                          A
Have a Beard and can't be killed!

            A
Well, there once was a man
And his name was Daren Hitch
     G
He shaved off his Beard
               A
And now he's shit!

           D
Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!)
           A
Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!)
           G
Now he's shit!
         A B C
Now he's shit!
           D
Now he's shit! (Now he's shit!)
           A
Hitch is shit! (Hitch is shit!)
  G                                 A
Shaved off his Beard and now he's shit!