Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey

        (Lennon/McCartney)

Intro:
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Verse:
 E
Come on, come on, come on, come on

Come on it's such a joy, come on, 
it's such a joy

Come on let's make it easy, come on 
let's make it easy
         A             D
Make it easy, make it easy
      B7                         
Everybody's got something to hide 
                        E  D  G  
except for me and my monkey
E  G  D



While the verses are going on, the 
rhythm guitar repeats the intro
parts over and over with slight 
rhythmic variations.  The
lead guitar does dozens of 
variations along the following 
lines:
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Listen closely and hear 1001 ways to
 play those few notes.

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All guitars should should, of 
course, do the boogie-woogie shuffle
starting with the A chord:

             A
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   Take it easy

             D
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   Take it easy

         B7
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   Everybody's got something to hide
 except for me and my ...

.. and here's the fun part.  Cool 
the way the chords "turn around"
   in the second phrase:

     E          D                
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G      E           G               D

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 ..Monkey