Polyethene Pam

                    G   D         A
Well you should see Polythene Pam
                  G              D            A
She's so good looking but she looks like a man
                     G                              E7
Well you should see her in drag dressed in her polythene bag
                   F   G         A
Yes you should see Polythene Pam
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   F     G     A
Yeah yeah yeah

G  D  A (x 2)

      G              D             A
Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
             G           D                    A
She's killer diller when she's dressed to the hilt
          G                             E7
She's the kind of a girl that makes the News of the World
               F           G            A
Yes you could say she was attractively built
F     G     A
Yeah yeah yeah