Property Quiz

Am                    Em
All the secrets we have shared
    Am                         Em
Have moved to a couple better paired
Am                          Em               Am
So if he impales himself on javelin or spike
                      Em                      Am
I will try my best to be the perfect lookalike


And if he wants to be smart
And enter a property quiz
Every weed in the garden's mine but the lawnmower's his
Am                         Em                         Am  Em G
Every weed in the garden's mine but the lawnmower's his

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And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch
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    Am                        D            G
I will gladly supplement that extra little inch
          C             G                        D
And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz
Am                          D      G                   D         Em
If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his
Am                             D                  G
If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my not his


Now you've found someone new
May I watch him do what I used to do
So if he dies an ugly death or even if he faints
I'll be there at the window with my face pressed up against

Maybe I shouted too loud
Maybe you were blissfully deaf
But I hope he's a better sport than he was a ref
I hope he's a better sport than he was a ref

And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch
I will gladly supplement that extra little inch
And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz
If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his
If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my not his

I hope he likes to fly
And is a good host to every guest
'Cause there's less chance of dying in a
crash than being bored to death
Yes there's less chance of dying in a crash than being bored to death

And if his manhood needs the help of scaffold or even a winch
I will gladly supplement that extra little inch
And if it ever reaches tie-break at the property quiz
If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my tits and fanny not his
If they've got my fingerprints on, they're my not his