Unmanly Men

When I was a young boy, I was really off confused
The other guys in class didn't seem the same
They'd be kicking balls of different sorts
And running out the field
And I'd just sit there with my pet chameleon Larry

Blending in as well as he, but they'd still pick on me
With all their hurtful words and various stationary (protractors)
Then it dawned on me, that I was made just a little differently I'm not so hairy (I'm alergic to dairy)
I realized that I was just unmanly

Unmanly men, unmanly men
We're not that great at math, or sports, but we smell better
Unmanly men, unmanly men
And through it all, we'll be unmanly men

When Christmas comes around each year, there's many things I love
From Turkey, ham and Christmas cake and mini turtle doves
But the one thing that I can't deny that just makes my heart stop
Is a fresh arrival of the Christmas soaps from body shop

We're not that into premiere leagues and things like pickup trucks
We won't be Army officers but we'll make fantastic clerks
We're a softboy starter pack, tuck-in shirts and turtlenecks
And dreaming of the day that we have sex

Namaste

Unmanly men, unmanly men
We still like girls but unlike you we're way more sensitive
Unmanly men, unmanly men
We're also socially adept and we can code switch into bruv's

Eh bro bro bruv
Bro bro bro bro bro bro
Pak pak eh peng you

Got a female shaver and I really don't care at all
Though it's meant for sensitive vaginas it feels really great on my balls
Puberty came late for me, this is my 3 week stubble
And at the age of 26 I still don't have an Adam's apple

All you cheekopek on Hardwarezone and on the Reddit
Better get ready, cause I make memes not love
And I'm calling you out like R Kelly

We're not afraid to say I love you bro
I love you daddy
You're the Gaga to my Bradley

Unmanly men, unmanly men
We all worship a shrine of Michael Cera (Michael Cera)
Unmanly men (unmanly men), unmanly men (unmanly men)
You may be swole but you don't have a sucess perm

I ain't too manly to watch a chick flick
We get into sauna's to measure our dicks
Deeply emotional trauma, I'm making dolla dolla
I maybe cannot squat but I confirm can huat ah
I can tell all the different shades of blusher
I can pull off all the moves like Usher
I'm a man damsel with a man diary
Hit you with lyrics like my man Sezairi

You
You're my love, my life, my beginning
And I

Unmanly men, unmanly men
Say no to being part of a rape, yes to pas de Bourree
Unmanly men (unmanly men), unmanly men (unmanly men)
No toxic masculinity, equality and botany
Unmanly men will someday rule the world

Konmarie
Cardigans
Rupi Kaur
Polaroids
Bucket hats
Fanny packs
Charlie Lim
John Green
Juice cleanse
Blogging
Beyonce
Tumblr
TED talks

Thought catalogue
Unmanly men