Drunk N Disorderly

Four bundy rums at the RSL
Three VBs at the Aerodrome
Two lines of gack in the carpark
One longneck for the drive home

Drunk 'n' disorderly
Drunk 'n' disorderly
Drunk 'n' disorderly
Drunk 'n' disorder

Four swigs of gin at the bus stop
Three pints of Guinness at the bowls club
Two 750s in a double brown bag
One shot of fireball at the pub

Drunk 'n' disorderly
Drunk 'n' disorderly
Drunk 'n' disorderly
Drunk 'n' disorder

Relaxation
Mood alteration
Boredom leads to intoxication
Relaxation
Mood alteration
Boredom leads to intoxication

Drunk 'n' disorderly
Drunk 'n' disorderly
Drunk 'n' disorderly
Drunk 'n' disorderly