Dm F6 Gm7 Dsus2

[Verse 1]
Dm
And now it seems as if we're used to the chagrin

We made our beds, and now we hate where these beds be
F6
Took nothing at all to part this red sea

I'm a shackled child singing the good song of freedom
Gm7
They've got no pride, they interrupt our grieving

Teardrops dropping for the pain of the world
   Dsus2
My best friend dies when she was just a young girl

Left me here, to fend for myself
        Dm
Now the pain never leaves, we just learn to cope

So when the devil needs hanging, will you tie up the rope
          F6
And shout pull? Let's put an end to this bull
                                                     Gm7
Zen thing. How many years before we practice what we preach?

How many tears before we truly clinch the peak?
                              Dsus2
Only to find that there is no honey on the moon

Official goon with the unofficial croon


[Chorus]
    Gsus2     Fsus2
I'm all things to all men
           Gsus2         Fsus2
All of the women, all the children
Csus2   Dsus2
Just say when and I’ll take you to my TARDIS

Who's the hardest, who's the hardest
    Gsus2     Fsus2
I'm all things to all men
           Gsus2         Fsus2
All of the women, all the children
Csus2   Dsus2
Just say when and I’ll take you to my TARDIS

Who's the hardest, who's the hardest


[Verse 2]
Dm
Sixteen bar cycles, heart felt recital

From the wacky blacky man, they should have called me Michael
F6
Look at the monster you make, look at the monster you pay

But you claim no responsibility
           Gm7
Cause it's each to his self in these times that we live

Does God have a sense of humour? Then the joke's on us
            Dsus2
Cause we're chasing our tails for how long
Dsus2
The tussle makes us how strong

Vintage poor people fun
Dm
If we could ease up on these booze and fags

Then, just maybe life wouldn't seem so mad
F6
"Be a man", my dad said, but what the hell he know

He lost his dreams, he lost his flow
Gm7
And I don't wanna be alone

I'm born king, so where's my throne

I'm too intense, I'm too deep
        Dsus2
I'm too nice for life

So what makes this place so nervous?


[Chorus]

    Gsus2     Fsus2
I'm all things to all men
           Gsus2         Fsus2
All of the women, all the children
Csus2   Dsus2
Just say when and I’ll take you to my TARDIS

    Gsus2     Fsus2
I'm all things to all men
           Gsus2         Fsus2
All of the women, all the children
Csus2   Dsus2
Just say when and I’ll take you to my TARDIS

    Gsus2     Fsus2
I'm all things to all men
           Gsus2         Fsus2
All of the women, all the children
Csus2   Dsus2
Just say when and I’ll take you to my TARDIS

    Gsus2     Fsus2
I'm all things to all men
           Gsus2         Fsus2
All of the women, all the children
Csus2   Dsus2
Just say when and I’ll take you to my TARDIS

Gsus2 Fsus2 Gsus2 Fsus2 Csus2 Dsus2

[Bridge]
    Gsus2     Fsus2                                   Gsus2 Fsus2 Csus2 Dsus2
Look at the monster you make, look at the monster you pay
Dsus2
But you claim no responsibility
Dsus2
But you claim not
                    Gsus2  Fsus2
We're searching for Jesus
                              Gsus2  Fsus2 Csus2        Dsus2
But I’ll be damned If I’ll be crucified by ten thousand spies
Dsus2
Compulsive lies
Dsus2
They hate me
Dsus2
They love me
Dsus2
They hate me


[Hook]

      Gsus2     Fsus2
Caus' I'm all things to all men
           Gsus2         Fsus2
All of the women, all the children
Csus2   Dsus2
Just say when and I’ll take you to my TARDIS
Dsus2
Who's the hardest? Who's the hardest?