Please
Please can we
Please can we go
to the smiths disco
Everyone will be there
and I’ll choose what to wear
About four weeks before

On the corner
Of fairfield street
Where the ladies of the night tend to meet
If I’m not there I will be at the bank near platform eleven
Soon be in heaven

And you can take
Your cliquey discos where the girls get dressed
Up to the nines and down on the knees, give you what you please
I’m not into that, have you seen the company in with which you're sat

I will see Peter G
Robin Shaw
Make it three
And I’ll make it four
Stumble through the door
Entirely embarrassing fashion

And you can take
Your cliquey discos where the girls get dressed?
Up to the nines and down on the knees, and give you what you please

But I’m afraid that’s not for me

Please
Please can we
Please can we go
To the smiths disco?
Everyone will be there
And i'll choose what to wear
About four weeks before