CFC
I drink white lightnin when the coyotes are out
CGC
But them goddamn coyotes won’t leave me alone
CFC
Mama said, son you know drinkin' is bad,
CGC
But she had to get drunk to have sex with my dad
CFC
Glifton he loves to beat his wife
CGC
Thank christ she married ole granddad on ice
CFC
Mr. Bartender don't be so slow
CGC
I got time for another and a six pack to go
[Chorus]
F
If drinkin's a sin, the devil’s my friend,
CGC
So give me a shot of what’s left of the gin
F
If drinkin's a sin, the devil’s my friend,
CGC
So give me a shot of what’s left of the gin
CGC
Oh give me a shot of what's left of the gin
[Verse 2]
CFC
I built my house out of beer bottles
CGC
But I drank too much bourbon now it's all broken glass
CFC
I went to Tucson to see my old lady,
CGC
She didn't have a nose so I drove back home
CFC
I don't need housing and I don't need women,
CGC
I just need a bottle that I can crawl in,
CFC
give me a bourbon or give me a beer,
CGC
I’d listen to your story but I cut off my ear
[Chorus]
F
If drinkin's a sin, the devil’s my friend,
CGC
So give me a shot of what’s left of the gin
F
If drinkin's a sin, the devil’s my friend,
CGC
So give me a shot of what’s left of the gin
CGC
Oh give me a shot of what's left of the gin
[Verse 3]
CFC
My wife got pregnant with a bottle of schnapps,
CGC
The nurse and the doctor all called the cops
CFC
When they got there we partied ‘til dawn
CGC
I named that bottle Paul, Peter, and John
CFC
I had my first drink at the age of three,
CGC
I picked a bottle from the whiskey tree
CFC
I grabbed it and drank it and got real drunk
CGC
I learned how to cry and I learned how to fuck
[Outro Chorus]
F
If drinkin's a sin, the devil’s my friend,
CGC
So give me a shot of what’s left of the gin
F
If drinkin's a sin, the devil’s my friend,
CGC
So give me a shot of what’s left of the gin
CGC
Oh give me a shot of what's left of the gin
CGC
Give me a shot of what's left of the gin