All The Pretty Girls

A
Shocked and startled by some 
peculiar twist of fate
A                                 
Don't know how it happened, but 
             E         A
I'm punching above my weight
A                             D  
I'm pinching myself, you're 
                     A
nothing like the girls I usually get
A                               E
Everyone assumes I bought you off
          A
 the internet

[Chorus]
D               C     D
All the pretty girls like me for who
 I am
D                C          
All the pretty girls (when the 
    G               D
record goes platinum)
A                           Em   
Plenty of action, massive 
                     G       D
attraction when you’re selling out 
stadiums
D               C
All the pretty girls
E
And their 
mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mums

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D A E A

[Verse 2]
A
Look mama, I'm dancing with the 
purtiest girl on the floor
A                                  
Everybody wonders what she wants to
E            A
 be with me for
A
Girls in my orbit, I've got my own 
gravitational pull
A                                 
Flashing my pinewood smile like a 
    E           A
red rag to a bull

[Chorus]
D               C     D
All the pretty girls like me for who
 I am
D                C          
All the pretty girls (when the 
    G               D
record goes platinum)
A                           Em   
Plenty of action, massive 
                     G       D
attraction when you’re selling out 
stadiums
D               C
All the pretty girls
E
And their 
mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mu-mums

D A E A

[Chorus]
A                E
Pretty, pretty girls
    E                    A
And their mo-mo-mo-mo-mommies
A                E
Pretty, pretty girls
    E                    A
And their mo-mo-mo-mo-mommies