I Love Doing Drugs

I was at this party just as nervous as could be
It seemed like everybody there was taking crazy pills but me
My friend had some and he gave me one
He said that would probably do
But I wanted to dance
So I left nothing to chance
So I went ahead and I took two

Now I'm running around
And my face won’t frown
I'm just looking for somebody to hug
Oh my God, I love doing drugs

I took lsd to have adventures in my head
I ended up staring face-to-face
With the gates of hell instead
I thought I was dead
I might have had three heads
And I got attacked by bees
But in a moment of clarity
I found everybody staring
Like there was something and wrong with me

But it ain’t no sin
To think your skin is covered up in bugs
Oh my God, I love doing drugs

Seems to me reality ain’t no good
I’d run away nearly every day but if I thought I could
The whole damn town can burn right down
And the most I’d do was shrug
'Cause I'm on drugs

Well was tired
And I guess that I wanted to die
I figured that I may as well
Give crystal meth a try

My friends and family left me
And I lost my fame and wealth
But it feels so good that I bet I could
Whoop Jesus Christ himself
Now excuse me while I find the last few crumbs down in this rug
Oh my God, I love doing drugs

Seems to me reality ain’t no good
I’d run away nearly every day but if I thought I could
The whole damn town can burn right down
And the most I’d do was shrug
Oh my God, I love doing drugs
Oh my God, I love doing drugs
Oh my God, I love doing drugs