I know you try, to stay happy
But the winds of doubt are blowing heavy
Tell me girl, do you like
The Cro-Mags, and Turnstile?
If you do, I'm begging you

Come with me, let me be your doom boy
We could hold hands
Listen to Slayer in the back of my Dodge Caravan

Do you delight in rule breakin?
Dancing to thrash, and hailin' Satan?
Okay
Alright
Lets rage, Tonight
Crank the dial and stay awhile

Then you'll see, I could be your doom boy
We could hold hands
Listen to Slayer in the back of my Dodge Caravan
(It's my mom's Dodge Caravan)

Doom Boy
We could hold hands
Listen to Slayer in the back of my Dodge Caravan
Let me be your doom boy baby