Kick Me To The Curb

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Play this once:

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Verse 1
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You only wake me up if you're hungry
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I'll make some dinner but not 
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today
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You only take me when you get lonely
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Into the sunshine where we can 
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play

Pre-Chorus  (Palm-muted)
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And then we'll light a cigarette
  F#5

Bb B Db
For two
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Maybe we'll ride on handlebars
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So new

Continues after the ad
(Go on and give it to me!)

Chorus (Not palm-muted)
F#   Bb    B
Yeah, yeah
     Db
Just kick me to the
F#   Bb    B
Yeah, yeah
     Db
Just kick me to the
F#   Bb     B
Yeah, yeah, yeah
     Db             F#  Bb  B
Just kick me to the curb
                Db
That's what I'm needing

Verse 2
(Same chords as first)
You only spank me

When I get naughty

Sometimes my manners

They go astray

You only thank me

When you get greedy

You know I'll take you back

So it's okay

Repeat Pre-Chorus

Repeat Chorus

Bridge

F#     Bb   Eb    B
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 
yeah.
F# Bb Eb B
YEAH!!!!  YEAH!!!! YEAH!!!!  
YEAH!!!!