Muck Fun Mohan

Do (eh?) do you know me (who?)
Poor indian man (what?), poor ignorant man!
You (me?) know me fun mohan?
Destined to serve you, king of this country

Infected by the sulphan
Corrupted by the heads in the house
Insured to have a life and
Assured to have our meals in due time

With years of this plunder
Loot crores with your blunder
No, we are not stolid fun mohan
Obtuse to the relapse
Opaque with the nonsense
Unmute yourself fun mohan

Mute fun mohan, where have you been?
I’ve been to janpath to look at the ‘queen’
Busy singh, busy singh, what did you do?
I licked the honey drops under the chair