Cynical Fairytale

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In this isolated tower

In the middle of nowhere
   C
It gets a little lonely
      G
But I don't let down my hair
      F
Cause close relationships are far 
more stressful than they seem
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I'd rather face reality than chase a
 silly dream

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Mother knows best

She claims to know the future
C
I'll fall in love
                  G
Live happily ever after with my 
suitor
F
To be honest I'd prefer avoiding all
 the hassle
C
I'm fine inside my tower, really, I 
don't need a castle, so

[Chorus]

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Fuck love, I don't understand it
G
Eighteen years with no luck, I feel 
stranded
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Drifting through the water, I just 
wanna see the light
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But the fog is awfully stubborn 
      Fm
and the feeling's never right

C
Fuck love, really what's the purpose
G
Other than to make me feel 
uncomfortable and nervous
Am
Overthinking every single thing I 
wanna say
D                                 
Will it make you think I'm stupid,
         Fm               C
 will it make you run away
G
Oh
Am
Fuck love
D         Fm
Fuck love

[Verse 2]

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I guess I always figured

That I'd be in love by now
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So I try to force my feelings
       G
Hoping it'll work somehow
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My friends all have their princes 
and I'm feeling left behind
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Will I ever understand or will I 
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always be this blind

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Mother knows best

She tells me not to worry
C
Just wait a couple years
              G
And love will find me in a hurry
    F
But honestly it's looking like the 
odds are pretty slim
    C
Given that Flynn Rider's out there, 
I'd probably reject him

[Chorus]

C
Fuck love, I don't understand it
G
Eighteen years with no luck, I feel 
stranded
Am
Drifting through the water, I just 
wanna see the light
        D                          
But the fog is awfully stubborn and
     Fm
 the feeling's never right

C
Fuck love, really what's the purpose
G
Other than to make me feel 
uncomfortable and nervous
Am
Overthinking every single thing I 
wanna say
D                                 
Will it make you think I'm stupid,
         Fm                C
 will it make you run away

C

   G
Oh
       Am        D    Fm
Fuck love, Fuck love

C

         G          Am         D  Fm
Fuck love, Fuck love, Fuck love

[Verse 3]

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And I keep wondering and wondering
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But this is how it's always been
            F
I've spent all these years alone
            C        G
Not letting anybody in
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And I keep wondering and wondering
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And wondering and wondering
                  F  G
When will my life begin

F
Mother knows best

And she claims to know the future
      C
I'll fall in love
                    G
Live happily ever after with my 
suitor
    F
And if I'm being honest, well it 
doesn't sound that bad
        G
But I blew the only shot at that I 
think I ever had so

[Chorus]

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Fuck love

I don't even deserve it
G
I've tried my best but still I'm far
 from perfect
Am
Watching from the windows wishing I 
could feel the same
       D                        
But my feelings are defective, I 
       Fm
guess I'm the one to blame

C
Oh, fuck love

Go ahead, call me a cynic
G
But a happy ending is so unrealistic
Am
What's the point in trying if I know
 it won't work out
          D                      
And I'll earn a broken heart that 
       Fm                  C
I'd be better off without
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Oh
       Am        D Fm
Fuck love, Fuck love

C
        G          Am          D  Fm
Fuck love, Fuck love, Fuck love