Jazz Like the New Coke

Everybody's talkin', everyone's recallin' the reasons you're so cool.
Well, I can name a few. You could say that I'm in love.

That's when you say "Alright, It's been such a long night,"
and you're spoken for.
Guess I should have known, well I'll see you sometime soon.

He makes your heart skip, and I make an exit.
He makes a real good boyfriend, I make the long drive home.

I'm the one whose wishin' that I can make you mine,
but he's the one you'll be makin' out with tonight.

Everybody's talkin', everyone's recallin' the reasons I'm so lame.
Well, I can name a few.
You could say that I'm a mess.
Oh girl, I wish you were smart and I could win your heart.
I'd say something nice and stare into your eyes.
I'd say "I love you so!"

He makes your heart skip, and I make an exit.
He makes a real good boyfriend, I make the long drive home.

I'm the one whose wishin' I that could make you mine.
He must be doin' something right,
because he's the one you'll be makin' out with every night.
I stumble out to find a reason every night.
I wonder if you two are makin' out alright.
I bet everything I have against it now.

And I'll make out the check when I get home