C Am
I thought I had everybody on my side
F G
but I went and blew it all sky-high
Em Am
and now she won't even spare, a passing glance
Dm G
all just because I ripped my pants
C Am
When big Larry came just to put him down
F G
Spongebob turned into a clown
Em Am
and no girl ever wants to dance
Dm G
with the fool who went and ripped his pants
Em Am
I know, I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse
Dm G
but the pain feels so much worse
Em Am
cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun
Dm G
then a burn from sun or sand in your buns
C Am
I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
F G
so listen and you won't regret
Em Am
be true to yourself, dont miss your chance
Dm G C
and you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants
