C                             Am
I thought I had everybody on my side
      F                        G
but I went and blew it all sky-high
    Em                          Am
and now she won't even spare, a passing glance
    Dm             G
all just because I ripped my pants

     C                      Am
When big Larry came just to put him down
F                  G
Spongebob turned into a clown
Em               Am
and no girl ever wants to dance
         Dm                G
with the fool who went and ripped his pants

  Em                               Am
I know, I shouldn't mope around, I shouldn't curse
        Dm                 G
but the pain feels so much worse
      Em                          Am
cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun
       Dm               G
then a burn from sun or sand in your buns

  C                        Am
I learned a lesson I won't soon forget
   F              G
so listen and you won't regret
        Em                Am
be true to yourself, dont miss your chance
        Dm                    G                   C
and you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants