Psycho Chicken

Am                                 G
I can't seem to face up to the facts
Am                                     G
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax
Am                                         G
This Colonel Sanders job is getting me down
Am                                      G
A crazy chicken chasing me all over town
F                G
A psycho chicken - what the fuck?!
Am
Cot Cot X5 Better
F       G     C
Run Run X5 away
C        F  G
Oh oh oh oh aye aye aye aye aye
Am                          G
I don't know just what to do
Am                                   G
He's got a grudge against Frank Purdue
Am                                              G
He's clucking a lot, but he's not saying anything
Am                                      G
I plucked him once! Why pluck him again?
F                  G
A psycho chicken - what the fuck?!
Am
Cot Cot X5 Better
F       G  C
Run Run X5 away
C        F  G
Oh oh oh oh aye aye aye aye aye
F#m                                   Gm
Colonel Sanders wants to cook his goose
F#m                                Gm
But psycho chicken still on the loose
A
They caught him down in Ohio
G
They tied up his head and they put him in the oven
A
They put him in a box right next to a road
G
Put some plaster round his legs and someone took him home
A
Ate him for lunch and he tasted real fine (belch)
G
But the guy who ate him, he just lost his mind!
F                G
Psycho chicken - Qu'est-ce que c'est?
Am
Cot Cot X5 Better
F       G  C
Run Run X5 away
C        F  G
Oh oh oh oh aye aye aye aye aye
F                  G
A psycho chicken - what the fuck?
Am
Cot Cot X5 Better
F       G  C
Run Run X5 away
C        F  G
Oh oh oh oh aye aye aye aye aye