Getting Surreal

| A | A | A | A . G D | A | A . G 
                  (band in)
D | A | A . G D |


           A                    F
Well, everybody knows when, ah, tell
 me again
A                            F
Fatten up the pig and, baby, let's 
pretend
     A                        
That I can see the joke at the 
   F
beginnin' or the end
E                              F 
Let me know the secret, honey, 
                G
then I'll be your best friend
A               F
Alakazam, Kalakazoo, Salaam
A                                
Meet me in the jungle where they 
F
never give a damn
        A                       
If your clothes don't fit, or if 
      F
your marriage is a sham
     E                          F 
They never weigh a woman by the 
          G
kilo or the gram

C                            F
If you got to make it, baby, make it
 real
C                                 
Get up of your knees and tell me, 
Bb         F
how do you feel?
C                  F
Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed
Bb       F             G#  
Cover my eyes, this is gettin' 
       Bb   | C | C |
surreal

      A                           
Well, written in the stars is the 
F
great big lie
         A                         
That you never get to see until the
 F
 minute that you die
       A                           
By the time you get to heaven 
    F
you're a whole 'nother guy
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     E                          
It's maybe just as well that you 
 F           G
never had a third eye
A                       F
Little pig, little pig, lock your 
door
A                              F
Take the gun from the wall and even 
up the score
      A                         F
Well, I don't even know who the sun 
shines for
    E                      F      
And I don't believe what I believe
     G
 any more

C                            F
If you got to make it, baby, make it
 real
C                                 
Get up of your knees and tell me, 
Bb         F
how do you feel?
C                  F
Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed
Bb       F             G#  
Cover my eyes, this is gettin' 
       Bb
surreal
C                     F
Hollywood death smile flash me a 
grin
         C                    
Laughin' gas don't cut it when 
        Bb         F
you're rotten within
C                  F
Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed
Bb       F             G#  
Cover my eyes, this is gettin' 
       Bb   | C | C |
surreal

Bridge:
| C | Bb . C . | C | Bb . C . | C | 

Bb . C . | C | Bb . C . |

| C Bb F Bb | C | C Bb F Bb | C |

           nc
Well, it's hotdog logic in a 
grapefruit time

Flutter your eyelids and, honey, 
you'll be fine

Throw me your sins and I'll keep 'em
 with mine
You got a headful of stone and 
       F           G
that's somethin' divine
A                       F
Get a little head rush, swallow a 
fly
A                         F
Cut off your memories and hang them 
out to dry
         A                      
It was a beautiful noise but now 
      F
it's tumbling by
      E                           
Well, I was never here, there was 
F            G
never you or I

C                            F
If you got to make it, baby, make it
 real
C                                 
Get up of your knees and tell me, 
Bb         F
how do you feel?
C                  F
Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed
Bb       F             G#  
Cover my eyes, this is gettin' 
       Bb
surreal
C                     F
Hollywood death smile flash me a 
grin
         C                    
Laughin' gas don't cut it when 
        Bb         F
you're rotten within
C                  F
Nothin' untrue can ever be revealed
Bb       F             G#  
Cover my eyes, this is gettin' 
       Bb   | C | C . Bb F |
surreal