Great Australian Midget Toss

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Bb      G

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Bigger than a medicine ball, but
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 lighter than a shotput
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Whether you grab him by the 
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hand, or whether you grab him by 
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the foot
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Some people say it's wrong, but it's
 really fun

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Swing him round and let him go. 
Little limbs swing to and fro
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Heave him out with all your 
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might. Who's to say that it's not
 C  B  Bb
 right?
G                             Bb
I'm not the violent sort. It's my 
favorite sport
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I'm in love with the great 
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Australian midget toss
F                           C  B 
I hate to land them on their 
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face. Those little guys are hard 
     C  B  Bb
to replace
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Fetch my nine-dwarf if you 
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please, my eight-dwarf landed on
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 his knees
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Throwing little kids can work, but 
I'm not a jerk
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I'm in love with the great 
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Australian midget toss
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They say short people got no 
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reason, but they do in midget 
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season
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Oompah loompah doompity doo. I 
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can throw him further than you
 B  Bb

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If I come in first place I'll put 
him in my trophy case
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I'm in love with the great 
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Australian midget toss