A
He met her at the Mallard, everything was going great
A
He said, "Hello, my name is Terry. Can I take you on a date?"
D
He picked her up at 7:00, everything was going fine
A
They had a little bit of beer and a lot of red wine
E
She invited him in cuz it was getting late
E        A
She said, "I slept with Terry, and it wasn't that great."

A
I slept with Terry,  I slept with Terry
D                       A
I slept with Terry,  I slept with Terry
E                       E
A
I slept with Terry,  I slept with Terry

"I slept with Terry, and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"
A
He woke up in the morning with an aching head
A
He rolled over and said "Baby, was I good in bed?"
D
She said, "you passed out, you woke up, you puked on my cat
A
I want you out of my apartment in 10 seconds flat."
E
A
He didn't know what to do. He didn't know what to say

"But from the smell of his skin, he'd been drinking all day"

A
I slept with Terry,  I slept with Terry,
D                       A
I slept with Terry,  I slept with Terry,
E                       E                      A
I slept with Terry,  I slept with Terry,