Dirty Old Man

Intro [6X]:

        E     (E7)    A  (G) E
        / / /  / / /  / . /  /

Verse 1 (chorus echoes each line 
except as noted):

         E                
        Hangin' out by the 
   A         E
schoolyard gate
         E                 A      E
        Lookin' up every dress I can
         A
        Suckin' wind through my 
upper plate
         E     A         E
        I'm a dirty old man (dirty 
old man, dirty old man)

        ([1] you f*ckin' dirty old 
man   [2] disgusting!)

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Verse 2:

        Handin' out joints to the 
kids at school
        Givin' out pictures and porn
 and pills
        Fillin' the front of my 
shirt with drool
        I'm a dirty old man (dirty 
old man, dirty old man)

        ([2] ya prevert!)

Verse 3:

        Nervously wiggling my toes 
in my boots
        Communist literature in my 
hands
        Pinchin' all the bosoms I 
can
        I'm a dirty old man (dirty 
old man, dirty old man)

        ([2] you!)

[instrumental break over verse 
chords]

Recitation (over two repeats of 
verse chords)

        [cackle] Hello, kiddies, 
here I am again on the ol' 
schoolyard!  I
        got *thrill pills* for all 
the little chickies, and I got 
*funny
        cigarettes* for all you boys
 [sniff], and I got *dirty pictures*
 for
        all of you together!  Well, 
I guess I better go, I see the 
campus
        cop's coming... I better 
split now.  Remember Leon Trotsky! 
[cackle]

[repeat verses 1-3]

Coda:

         A     B         E
        I'm a dirty old man