Theme From "So You've Decided To Become A Goth"

Congratulations, I hear you're goth now
But if you are just tuning in
Well let me tell you how
To be all creepy
Industrial and gothic
Just have a seat and
Rewatch the filmstrip

So you want
So you want to become a goth
Discover 80s icons apart from David Lee Roth
And other things that you learn when you become a goth

Not quite emo-ite
Poseur or nu-metal
And is here underscored
By Hanzl und Gretyl
So stayed tuned in our series
Of gothic education
Next we'll cover hi-hats, kick drums
And arpeggiation

So you want
So you want to become a goth
Discover 80s icons apart from David Lee Roth
And other things that you learn when you become a goth
So you want
So you want to become a goth
Hear music colder than ice planet Hoth
And other things that you learn when you become a goth

Or buy Funker Vogt instead
To become a rivet head
Order now for a free DVD
Of Dawn of the Dead