A Christmas Duel

                   C
I bought no gifts this year
                                 Am
And I slept with your sister
              F                    
I know I should have thought twice 
                                C  
before I kissed her
               G

                    C
But with the year we had last
And the dress that she wore
 Am

                    F
I just went along for the ride
                               C   
And I came back for more
    G

             Am              G    C
And I’m sorry, baby

(That’s all okay honey cause see)
                    C
I bought no tree this year
And I slept with your brother
 Am

                         F
I wrecked your Daddy’s car
And went down on your Mother
   C         G

                 C
I set your record collection on fire
                 Am
And said I never knew
                  F
Felt kind of bad about that
                               C   
And I know you did too
  G

             F                     
So whatever you say, it’s all fine 
     G
by me
               C           
Who the fuck anyway wants a 
                    Am
Christmas tree

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                  F
Cause the snow keeps on fallin
         G
Even though we were bad
      F                         
It’ll cover the filth, we should 
              G
both just be glad
        Am             F          
And spend this Christmas together
          C


    C
I married you last year
Bet you thought I was sober, right?
 Am

                  F
But I was drunk as a skunk and I 
made a mistake you see
C                                 
This could all have been over
  G

                C                
Ah honey please don’t excuse your 
                           Am
behaviour
               F
Cause I hired a hitman and changed 
your will
       C                   G
It’s now all in my favour
          F                        
So whatever you say, it’s all fine 
     G
by me
               C           
Who the fuck anyway wants a 
                     Am
Christmas tree
                  F
Cause the snow keeps on fallin
          G
Even though we were bad
      F                         
It’ll cover the filth, we should 
             G
both just be glad

       Am                 
And spend-spend-spend this 
                  F                
Christ-Christmas together
               C

       Am                 
And spend-spend-spend this 
                  F                
Christ-Christmas together
               C

       Am                 
And spend-spend-spend this 
                  F                
Christ-Christmas together
               C

       Am                 
And spend-spend-spend this 
                  F                
Christ-Christmas together
               C


Am                                
Holding on without any reason
            C

           Am
Cause something’s strong 
(something’s strong)
                    C
This holiday season (this holiday 
season)

             F                     
So whatever you say, it’s all fine 
     G
by me
                     C         
And who the fuck anyway wants a 
                       Am
Christmas tree
                  F
Cause the snow keeps on fallin
         G
Even though we were bad
       F                        
It’ll cover the filth, we should 
              G
both just be glad

       Am                 
And spend-spend-spend this 
                  F                
Christ-Christmas together
               C

       Am                 
And spend-spend-spend this 
                  F                
Christ-Christmas together
               C

       Am                 
And spend-spend-spend this 
                  F                
Christ-Christmas together
               C

       Am                 
And spend-spend-spend this 
                  F                
Christ-Christmas together
               C

(repeat)