D7           D7
  Yeah, yeah

[Spoken]
D7
What's the matter wit'chu, boy?
D7
My feets too big, yeah, yeah

[Scat]
D7   G   D7

[Verse 1]
D7
No meat on my bones, no sign of a pot
G
I looks in the mirror and I thinks I'm hot
D7
I've been to the dentist and had my mo-lars glistened
G*
 Oh boys, but my gal won't listen

[Chorus]
         C
Oh, your feet's too big!
                              G
She don't want ya 'cause your feet's too big!
                      D7
Mad at ya 'cause your feet's too big
                               G
Hate ya 'cause your feet's too big

(Tell us about it, brother Deek)

[Verse 2]
D7
Lookie here boys, I done passed my short-stays
G
Everything matches includin' my red vest
D7
Passed my gal standin' and I asked her a set an'
G*
 This is the answer that I keeps on gettin'

[Chorus]
C
Feet's too big!
                             G
I don't want you 'cause your feet's too big
                      D7
Mad at ya 'cause your feet's too big
                               G
Hate ya 'cause your feet's too big

(Tell us about it, brother Charlie)

[Verse 3]
D7
Now honey, I likes you 'cause you sure is nice
G
Why, you got just what it takes to paradise
D7
Now I likes your face and I likes that rig
        G*
But I'm sorry honey, 'cause yo feet is too big

[Chorus]
         C
Oh, your feet's too big!
                               G
She don't want you 'cause your feet's too big
                      D7
Mad at ya 'cause your feet's too big
                               G
Hate ya 'cause your feet's too big

(Tell us about it there, brother Hoppy!)

[Verse 4]
D7
Now up in Harlem, at a table for two
G
They sat four of us, me, your big feet, and you
D7
From your ankles up, boy you sure is sweet
              G*
But from your ankles down, you've got too much feet

[Chorus]
         C
Oh, your feet's too big
                               G
She don't want you 'cause your feet's too big
                      D7
Mad at ya 'cause your feet's too big
                               G
Hate ya 'cause your feet's too big
G
(What'd yo gal say to you, boy)

[Scat]
D7                D7
Shi-washa-bauble, shi-washa-bauble
G                 G
Shi-washa-bauble, shi-washa-bauble
D7                D7
Shi-washa-bauble, shi-washa-bauble
G       G       G
Shi-wa, shi-wa, shi-washa-bauble
 D7         G          D7
(Kush foot, kush foot, kush foot)
G          G           G           G
Kush foot, paddlefoot, slew foot...flat foot