All Mod Cons

E:    022100
A:    x02220
E5:   xx645x

N.C.
One, two, three, four.

D5 A/C# (x3) E A (whole thing x2)

D5          A/C#  D5           A/C#
 Seen you before,  I know your sort,
D5             A/C#              E     A
 You think the world awaits your every breath

D5            A/C#   D5
 You'll be my friend, or so you say,
D5              A/C#        E    A
 You'll help me out when my time comes

Continues after the ad
E5           B/D#  E5             B/D#
 And all the time   we're getting rich,
F#                  B
 You hang around to help me out

E5              B/D#  E5         B/D#
 But when we're skint, Oh God Forbid!
F#                B   E
 You drop us like hot bricks

Bass arr. for guitar:
 N.C.                      E     A
E|-----------------| |--0-----0-----|      
B|-----------------| |--0-----2-----|      
G|-----------------| (x3) |--1-----2-----| 
D|-----------------| |--2-----2-----|      
A|--5-5-5-4--------| |--2-----0-----|      
E|----------0-3-5--| |--0-----------|      

D5 A/C# (x3) E A
(guitar solo)

D5        A/C#    D5           A/C#
 Artistic Freedom, do what you want,
D5             A/C#          E           A
 But just make sure that the money ain't gone.

D5             A/C#  D5         A/C#
 I'll tell you what,  I got you sussed,
D5               A/C#    E    A
 You'll waste my time when my time comes.

D5               A/C#         E    A
 You'll waste my time when my time comes.
D5               A/C#         E       A
 You'll waste my time when my ti - me comes.