B [Verse] B We came to town to see B That old tattooed lady F# She was a sight to see B Tattooed from head to knee [Verse] B My uncle Ned was there B He came to gape and stare F# "I've never" he declared B "Seen such a freak so fair [Verse] B And on her jaw B Was the Royal Flying Corps F# And on her back was the Union Jack B Now could you ask for more? [Verse] B All up and down her spine B Were the queen's own guard in line F# And all around her hips B Sailed a fleet of battle ships [Verse] B And over her left kidney E Was a birds-eye view of Sidney F# But what we liked best was upon her chest B My little home in Waikiki