B
[Verse]
B
We came to town to see
B
That old tattooed lady
F#
She was a sight to see
B
Tattooed from head to knee
[Verse]
B
My uncle Ned was there
B
He came to gape and stare
F#
"I've never" he declared
B
"Seen such a freak so fair
[Verse]
B
And on her jaw
B
Was the Royal Flying Corps
F#
And on her back was the Union Jack
B
Now could you ask for more?
[Verse]
B
All up and down her spine
B
Were the queen's own guard in line
F#
And all around her hips
B
Sailed a fleet of battle ships
[Verse]
B
And over her left kidney
E
Was a birds-eye view of Sidney
F#
But what we liked best was upon her chest
B
My little home in Waikiki
