Father Christmas

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[Verse 1]
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When  I  was  small  I  believed
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  in  Santa  Claus
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  'Though  I  knew  it  was  my  dad
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And  I  would  hang  up  my  
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stocking  at  Christmas
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  Open  my  presents  and  I'd  
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be  glad
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   But  the  last  time  I  
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played  Father  Christmas
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   I  stood  outside  a  
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department  store
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   A  gang  of  kids  came  over
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  and  mugged  me
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   They  knocked  my  reindeer  
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to  the  floor


[Chorus]
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And  said  Father  Christmas  
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give  us  some  money
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  Don't  mess  around  with  
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those  silly  toys
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We'll  beat  you  up  if  you  
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don't  hand  it  over
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  We  want  your  bread  so  
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don't  make  us  annoyed
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Give  all  the  toys          -
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to  the  little  rich  boys

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[Verse 2]
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  Don't  give  my  brother  a  
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Steve  Austin  outfit

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  Don't  give  my  sister  a  
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cuddly  toy

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We  don't  want  a  jigsaw  or  
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monopoly  money

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  We  only  want  the  real  McCoy


[Chorus]
C       G          C             
Father  Christmas  give  us  the  
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money
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  We'll  beat  you  up  if  you  
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make  us  annoyed
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Father  Christmas  give  us  some  
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money
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  Don't  mess  around  with  
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those  silly  toys


[Verse 3]
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  But  give  my  daddy  a  job  
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'cos  he  needs  one
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  He's  got  lots  of  mouths  to
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  feed
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  And  if  you've  got  one  I'll 
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 have  a  machine  gun
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  So  I  can  scare  all  the  
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kids  on  the  street


[Chorus]
C        G         C             
Father  Christmas  give  us  some  
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money
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We've  got  no  time  for  your  
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silly  toys
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We'll  beat  you  up  if  you  
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don't  hand  it  over
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We  want  your  bread  so  don't  
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make  us  annoyed
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Give  all  the  toys          -
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to  the  little  rich  boys


[Solo]
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[Bridge 2]
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  Have  yourself  a  merry  merry  
Christmas
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  Have  yourself  a  good  time
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  But  remember  the  kids  who  got
  nothing
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  While  you're  drinking  down  
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your  wine

[Intro]
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[Chorus]
C        G          C           
Father  Christmas  give  us  
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some  money
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We've  got  no  time  for  your  
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silly  toys
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father Christmas please  hand  it  
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over
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We'll beat you up  so  don't  
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make  us  annoyed


C       G          C             
Father  Christmas  give  us  some  
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money
C            G          C       
  Dont mess around with those  
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silly  toys
      C        G          C      
We'll beat you up if you dont  
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hand  it  over
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We want your bread  so  don't  
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make  us  annoyed
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Give all the toys    -  to the 
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little rich boys