Permanent Wave

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Please call a doctor, I've been so depressed,
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That I think that I'm finally breakin'.
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I can't quite explain, I can't feel any pain,
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But I know that this time I'm not fakin'.
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Oh,  what can it be, oh  inside of me?


[Verse 1]
D7                       A
I saw my doctor he said, man you look sick.
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He said, I think you better do something quick.
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He checked me over and he said I was fit.
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What you need is a change, have a shave, find a chick.


[Verse 2]
D7                            A
Your body functions, but your hair's a disgrace.
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You shouldn't let it hang all over your face.
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Change your image 'cos you look out of place.
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Comb your hair, put on weight, try to look up to date.


[Chorus]
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Why don't you put in some permanent waves?
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You'll look smooth you'll look cool, you'll be laughing.
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You'll get lots of dates, you'll be made, you'll get laid.
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You'll get out and about, you'll be laughing.
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Oh,  you'll be O.K. once you get those permanent waves.


[Verse 3]
D7                          A
I was really up but now I'm down once again,
D7                        A
I went out walking and it started to rain,
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My perm washed out, it just got flushed down the drain,
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My neurosis returned, I'm a wreck once again.


[Chorus]
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But wait 'til I get back my permanent waves,
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I'll be cool, I'll be smooth, I'll be laughing.
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I'll be all the rage with my permanent waves,
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And I'll start a new craze, I'll be laughing.
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Oh, I'll be O.K. once I get my permanent waves