Testing 123

[First Part]

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Testing 1, 2, 3
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Can you hear me in the back?
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Is the bottom low enough and the 
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trebles all we lack?
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Is your drink right stiff?
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Is your beer ice cold?
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Is there a pull machine where 
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cigarettes are sold?
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Cause you know, it's all part of 
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the show

[Second Part]

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Did you come alone girl or did you 
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come by train
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Did you bring your broken heart 
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and pockets full of pain
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Did he leave you high and dry?
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Did she start sleeping around?
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Are you the one who left for running
 around?
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But you know, it's all part of the 
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show

[Third Part]

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Testing 1, 2, 3, mic check, mic 
        C
check
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Might check  my tip jar, cause I 
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ain't seen nothing yet
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Do I look drunk up here, do I 
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look high as hell?
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For what they's paying me, I thought
 I might as well
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But they know, it's all part of the
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 show

[Fourth Part]

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Did the cops bust in?
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Did they break up this knife fight?
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Did they put us in cuffs and take 
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us in for the night?
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Did they see my priors?
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Am I headed for some time?
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Did the judge say "son, why can't 
you stay in line?"
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But he don't know, it's all part of
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 the show
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Testing 1, 2, 3 can you hear me in
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 the back?