Bowling Alleys And Conservative Dads

I still shake my head in disbelief.
I can't believe she wanted to call the police.
All I did was take out my gun
'Cause I wanted her to look me in the eyes
And at that moment I understood her lies
And realized what she had become.

And in the past
I've played the role of Agent Shot-Up.
And right now my face is Agent Red.
And I know come the dawn of Monday morning
I'll play the role of Agent Shot-Up once again.

Movie nights were all I had,
Bowling alleys, and conservative dads.
It just doesn't get better than this
Golden Eye in golden days.
Golden Gun is all we'd play.
I just needed that one shot that I missed.

That's when he came for me.
"Get out of bed."
He looked me in the eyes
And this is what he said,

"I'm a believer and you are not.
I'm Straight Edge and you like to smoke pot.
We are just so different
I sleep all night like a person should do
While you're out partying and drinkin' booze.
But that's not really what I meant.

I'd better be the epitome
Of what society should be
And you'd be better off dead.
Washington D.C. should be
A fine place to v-i-s-i-t,
But you're already Agent Red."

And I know come the dawn of Monday morning
I'll play the role of Agent Shot-Up once again.
And I know come the dawn of Monday morning
I'll play the role of Agent Shot-Up once again.