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Page 99 in the terrible timeline
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Mr. Peels police force wicked you might find
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Foul fun and criminal cures we really must talk
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A time of new inventions and
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terrific discoveries
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Where mankind can enhance an exert cruelty
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Exacerbate a master race perfection going
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liberties
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Ohhhh Woah
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I am Toby, can't you see
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Out for the dropsy in your pit and all
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your tackle too
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Nine strands of leather, three knots for each
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He took the first strike in silence
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 but the cat leaves streak

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Oh i'd thought by now you'd realise that
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real life is clear lies
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Fed to you by an unsuspecting fiend
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Elizabeth fry oh she is furious with
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Birmingham's prisons and stories
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Over the crack being turned ten thousand times
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And over in Preston as it festers as the body
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count booms
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Treadmills are replaced with weaving looms
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Ohhhhh Woaahh

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Oh i hope that her majesty
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Oh i hope that she remembers me in the 18th century
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Where many men have come before
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And queen Victoria she decreed
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She taught me how to talk like a villainous victorian
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She taught me how to talk like a villainous victorian
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She taught me how to talk like a villainous victorian
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She taught me how to talk like a villainous victorian