On With The Show

E                   G             
Telephone Telephone! What did you 
C                D
scream into your telephone?
             E          G         
Telephone! What did you scream 
       C                       D
into your telephone? Telephone!?


      E    E     E            G 
I'm a shit stain slave with a 
          C
grind of my own.
  E                         G     
I work day and night, less respect
        D
 than a Juggalo.
    E                         G   
I'm frying on the outside and 
          C
frozen in the center.
    E                              
I'm telling you I'm telling you to 
G                D
watch out for my temper.
C
Cuz you won't like me when I'm 
angry.
D
You'll see banners everywhere.
C                              
The street where I'm from in the 
               D
town where I live is now barely even
 there.


E                    G            
Telephone Telephone! What did you 
C                D
scream into your telephone?
Continues after the ad
           E            G         
Telephone! What did you scream 
       C                       D
into your telephone? Telephone!?


  E                       G       
I haven't had fun in what seems 
   C
like years.
        E                        
I had a thumbs up for you, but it 
     G              D
was caught in the gears.
      E                            
These tears are just onion eyes 
  G             C
this heart is just broken.
     E                             
This body is a break room where the
 G             D
 burnouts are smoking.
C                         D
This body is a break room where the 
burnouts are smoking.


E                   G             
Telephone Telephone! What did you 
C                D
scream into your telephone?
             E          G         
Telephone! What did you scream 
       C                      D
into your telephone? Telephone!? 
TELEPHONE!!

G                      D   
I'm a clown, I'm just here to 
        C     G               D
entertain. Tear me up and stuff me 
down the

C
drain.

G                      D   
I'm a clown, I'm just here to 
        C     G               D
entertain. Tear me up and stuff me 
down the

C
drain.


outro:  E C G D- E C G D E*octave of
 normal E played on 7th fret

here's the tab for the outro:

e-|-E-----C---G---D--|--E---C---G---D---E*|
B-|------------------|--------------------|
G-|-------5-------7--|------5-------7---9-|
D-|--2----5---5---7--|--2---5---5---7---9-|
A-|--2----3---5---5--|--2---3---5---5---7-|
E-|--0--------3------|--0-------3---------|