Do you wanna wake up at 6:15
Do you wanna go to work at the Dairy Queen
Don't wanna watch TV don't wanna read
There's only one thing that I really need
I need some brain damage and I need it fast
Beat me til you put me in a body cast
There's only one thing that I really need

Baby give me bruises and make me bleed
I'm feeling unsituated
I'm gonna bang my head head against a wall
til my brain's become inflated
And now I can't even think at all
I'm feeling sort of agitated
Give me some assault and battery
Do I need medicated
Do I need surgery