D                                       G                                    A
Don't wanna watch TV, Don't wanna read, There's only one thing that I really need
D (pm)                                     G    A
I need some brain damage and I need it fast
D (pm)                                G    A
Beat me till you put me in a body cast
D                                          G                                    A
There's only one thing that I really need, Baby give me bruises and make me bleed

D                G                B                           A
I'm feeling unsituated, I'm gonna bang my head head against a wall
                         (wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh oooh)
        D                G             B                   A
Till my brains become inflated, And I can't even think at all
                                  (wooooooooooooooh oooh)
    D                  G      B                        A
I'm feeling sort of agitated, Give me some assault and battery
   D          G         B            D
Do I need medicated? Do I need surgery?

D   D

Solo
D    D    G    A    x2

Part 2
D                          G    A
Don't wanna wake up at 6:15
D                                        G    A
Don't wanna go to work at the Dairy Queen
D                                       G                                    A
Don't wanna watch TV, Don't wanna read, There's only one thing that I really need
D                                          G    A
I need some brain damage and I need it fast
D                                     G    A
Beat me till you put me in a body cast
D                                          G                                A
There's only one thing that I really need, Baby give me bruises and make me bleed

D                G                B                           A
I'm feeling unsituated, I'm gonna bang my head head against a wall
                                  (woooooooooooooooooooooooh oooh)
        D               G           B            A
Till my brains become inflated, And I can't even think at all
                                    (woooooooooooooooooh oooh)
    D                  G      B                        A
I'm feeling sort of agitated, Give me some assault and battery
   D          G         B            D
Do I need medicated? Do I need surgery?

D    D

Part 3
D (no guitar)              G    A
Don't wanna wake up at 6:15
D (no guitar)                            G    A
Don't wanna go to work at the Dairy Queen
D                                       G                                    A
Don't wanna watch TV, Don't wanna read, There's only one thing that I really need
D (no guitar)                              G    A
I need some brain damage and I need it fast
D (no guitar)                         G    A
Beat me till you put me in a body cast
D                                          G                                A
There's only one thing that I really need, Baby give me bruises and make me bleed

D                G                B                           A
I'm feeling unsituated, I'm gonna bang my head head against a wall
                                 (woooooooooooooooooooooooooh oooh)
        D                G           B            A
Till my brain's become inflated, And I can't even think at all
                                     (woooooooooooooooooh oooh)
    D                  G      B                        A
I'm feeling sort of agitated, Give me some assault and battery
   D          G         B            D 
Do I need medicated? Do I need surgery?

B               D
Do I need surgery?
B               D
Do I need surgery?
B                     D
So I don't swallow my tongue?