Drunk

Fm A#m C Fm
D# C# A#m C


[Verse 1]
     Fm               A#m
Just one drink! Gonna keep it mellow
   C                    Fm
Responsible night for a polite 
fellow
      D#           C#
Say, "Hello" to my friends and 
comrades
      A#m                 C
Don’t tend to offend so I say 
perhaps
     Fm               A#m
Just two drinks! As a social 
courtesy
C                         Fm
We can raise a glass to our past 
fraternity
       D#                 
And certainly, a perfectly 
 C#
normal informal get together
A#m                          
But it’s been forever since we 
  C
gathered so whatever
      Fm                   A#m
Just three drinks! For the sake of 
the old times
C                                 
Proceed with tequila shots with a 
Fm
dish full of cold limes
     D#                  
The whole nine, laughing, 
  C#
remembering all the old lines
A#m                                
Never used to work but I could 'em 
C
give another try
      Fm                  A#m
Just four drinks! Y'know, take the 
edge off
     C                    Fm
I've had a hard week, I deserve to 
get sauced
     D#                     C#
Pick up another round as my friends 
depart and
     A#m                         C
They may not stick around but I just
 got started


[Chorus]
G#                       Fm
Feel so much better than usual
            C        D#
I feel indisputable, oh
G#                       Fm
I think that I might be beautiful


[Verse 2]
     Fm                    A#m
Just five drinks! Fuckin' treat 
myself
         C                     Fm
Pour the Dom Perignon from the back 
of the top shelf
D#                     C#
Spend like God, put on airs to sell 
it
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      A#m                       
Crowd pretends not to care but I 
 C
know they're jealous
     Fm                       A#m
Just six drinks! Let slip the dogs 
of war
          C                        
I’m gonna start a fuckin' riot 'til
     Fm
 I'm tossed out the front door
D#                    C#
Zero to sixty, I can turn on a dime,
 I'm hitting bottom
        A#m          C
And I'm feeling like committing a 
crime
     Fm                  A#m
Just eight drinks! Maybe I've lost 
count?
          C                        
I can’t remember the night, what I 
Fm
drank or the amount
    D#                        
I’m fading in and out, my very 
  C#
consciousness is crumbling

Sorry, was I saying something?
Fm                       A#m
Twelve drinks! Strolling out of the 
hospital
      C                           
Is it hair of the dog if you stay 
Fm
drunk and don't stop at all?
 D#                                
Another night, losing it, more than
 C#
 I can afford
    A#m                      C
Was I just feeling bored? Am I that 
insecure?


[Chorus]
G#                       Fm
Feel so much better than usual
            C        D#
I feel indisputable, oh
G#                       Fm
But now, I'm feeling so beautiful
                   C               
Don’t wake me up from this spell 
    D#
I’m under if I'm still breathing
G#                       Fm
I know that I will be ugly when
                C         D#
I feel like myself again, oh
G#                       Fm
But now, I'm feeling so beautiful


[Bridge]
Fm                              
Bottle of Scotch, served on the 
A#m
rocks with a shot of Cachaca
  C                          Fm
Vodka, Sake, kamikaze with a handle 
of Sherry
  D#                          
A cherry Brandy with a Jaeger, 
  C#
chaser, Champagne float
  A#m                    C
A Bourbon, hot Toddy in teacup of 
throat coat
Fm                         A#m
Martini, Bellini, Negroni, Baileys, 
Kahlua, Sambuca
C                     Fm
Soju, Paloma, Mojito, Gimlet, 
Frangelico, Guinness
D#                    C#
Tequila, Manhattan, a Margarita, Old
 Fashioned
       A#m                         
Dry Vermouth and something I can't 
   C
taste 'cause I'm so trashed
Fm                         
Soldiering over, I'm slower, 
   A#m
shoulder to shoulder with no one
   C                         Fm
Stumbling, sobering, making friends 
with a smoker
            D#                     
I know I'm less than upright, 
       C#
losing the fight with the ground
             A#m                   
Then someone hits the lights as 
   C
they close for the night now
Fm                          C#m
Try to look at Heaven and I can't 
see the stars
  C                                
A billion, trillion eyes are 
       Fm
winking as I walk between parked 
cars
D#                             C#
Metabolizing liquor while I'm losing
 my friends
          A#m                      
I'm gonna hate myself tomorrow then
      C
 I'll do it again


[Interlude]
Fm A#m C Fm
D# C# A#m C


[Chorus]
G#                       Fm
Feel so much better than usual
            C        D#
I feel indisputable, oh
G#                       Fm
But now, I'm feeling so beautiful
                   C               
Don’t wake me up from this spell 
    D#
I’m under if I'm still breathing
G#                       Fm
I know that I will be ugly when
                C         D#
I feel like myself again, oh
G#                       Fm
But now, I'm feeling so beautiful


[Otro]
             G                     
My vision is blurry as long as I'm 
G7
thirsty
           G        G#       G#   Fm
Nobody can hurt me, hurt me, hurt me