Hampire

I am the Hampire!
Watch out Halloween night
I a hammier vampire than anyone from Twilight
I implore you, when your hear me at your door invite me in
Not by the hair on your chinny chinny chin!

I don't like garlic with my steak, in fact
I don't like stakes at all
I just snack on necks for breakfast
Gonna make a whithdrawal
From the blood banks, "Thanks!"
Or should I say,"Fangs a lot"
Trick or treat, you're the other with meat now
In case your forgot
I am Hampire, the swine vampire
I'm the king of mastication,I'm the best biter
I am Hampire, the swine vampire
I'mthe king of freaky creatures, there is none finer

Don't misunderstand me
I don't want your candy
All I want's your blood
Trick or trot,smell my hooves
Give me all the blood I choose, I can't get enought

I am the Zombeef! And I am more than you can handle
Cuz this bovine spits more rhymes than even Dan Bull
I rock more cowbell than Christopher Walken Dead
You shoulda ran wee wee home
But you just keep talking instead
You act like Dr.Acula but you ain't even
A Resident
Evil flows trought me call me Umbrella Corp president
I don't graze on grains
Brains remain my favourite chow
You shoulda know better than to mess with a mad cow
I am the Zombeef!
The bull zombie
I'm the beast who eats the feast between your ears
I am Zombeef, the bull zombie
Simply put i am the sum of all your fears

When I'm at your residence I don't want your M&Ms
All I want's your brains!
I don't say trick or treat
All I want's your skull meat
I must feed again

Zip it, Zombeef, or I'll put you out to pasture
Let me spell it out for you:
I am the true master
That is a Type-0
That is a Type-0 Positively shameless
I couldn't eat your brains because you're clearly brainless
That's utter bull
I perfom unuterrable acts with the bat of an eye
The game is up, the time is night
It's time to say goodbye
Move aside!
We are the undead zombie herd
All of my cattle are ready to battle
Think you can win? That's just absurd!

Don't misunderstand me
I don't want your candy
All I want's your blood
Trick or trot,smell my hooves
Give me all the blood I choose, I can't get enought

When I'm at your residence I don't want your M&Ms
All I want's your brains!
I don't say trick or treat
All I want's your skull meat
I must feed again

Don't misunderstand me
I don't want your candy
All I want's your blood
Trick or trot,smell my hooves
Give me all the blood I choose, I can't get enought

When I'm at your residence I don't want your M&Ms
All I want's your brains!
I don't say trick or treat
All I want's your skull meat
I must feed again