Metaphor

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G
I go down to the ocean
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I take a walk upon your shores
G
I dig up a big ol' hairy clam
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And then take out the pearl
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Cuz it's a metaphor

G
I'll marinate your flank steak
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I'll bread your jumbo shrimp
G
I'll take your little brother to the
 zoo
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          C             G
And I'll marinate your flank steak
           Em            G   C G
Cuz it's a metaphor for fuckin
       Em           G   C G
It's a metaphor for fuckin

G
I'll be the lounge band on your 
cruise ship
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I'll fuck you with my dick
G
I'll put my magic wand inside 
your... car
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Then I'll marinate your flank steak
           Em            G        
Cuz it's a metaphor for flank 
C G
steak
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It's a metaphor for flank steak

G
Flank steak is delicious
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Wish I was eatin it right now
G
And every time that I see one
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Wanna titty fuck the flank steak
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Cuz it's a metaphor for fuckin 
        C G
flank steak
            Em                 
Yeah it's a metaphor for fuckin 
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flank steak

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Love is such a mystery