Cliched Title For Kris

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I know a girl called Kris
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Who believes in God and Elvis
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And I'm an atheist
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But we get on fine

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I know a girl called Kris
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Who's an astral-projectionist
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And I want nothing to do with it
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But we get on fine

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I know a girl called Kris
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Who eats celery and parsnips
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And I eat fish and chips
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But we get on fine

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I know a girl called Kris
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Who thinks leprechauns exist
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And I think that's a load of shit
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But we get on fine

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She's a friend of my sisters
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She's a friend of mine