Intro: C  G  Am  C  G  Amaj7

Verse 1:

B                 C               D
I don't think I am capable of
B                 C               D
This teenage televised taping of love.
B                      C             D
But here is my guide on how to be alone:
C#
Just act like a freak and
               C
Sleep with everyone you've ever known.

Chorus:

C                G                    Am
I'm half crazy, all just cracked up
C                  G                   Am
When will what I have ever be good enough?
C                G               Am
I'm sad, funny it seems lately
C                 G
this ain't a fairytale
Amaj7                                E        Eb
And I don't think I'll ever be happy.

C  G  Am  C  G  Amaj7

Verse 2:

B                    C                    D
And I'd like to think romance is real
B                     C                   D
Open my chest, a heart you could steal
B                      C                     D
But here is my guide on how to stay alone,
C#                                            C
Just drink 'til you're gone and pass out on the floor.

Chorus:

C                G                    Am
I'm half crazy, all just cracked up
C                  G                   Am
When will what I have ever be good enough?
C                G               Am
I'm sad, funny it seems lately
C                 G
this ain't a fairytale
Amaj7                                E        Eb
And I don't think I'll ever be happy.
C
Happy

C  G  Am  C  G  Amaj7


Bridge (solo):

POWER CHORDS

C  G  A  C  G  G  ×2

BAR CHORDS

E Eb


Chorus:

C                G                    Am
I'm half crazy, all just cracked up
C                  G                   Am
When will what I have ever be good enough?
C                G               Am
I'm sad, funny it seems lately
C                 G
this ain't a fairytale
Amaj7                                E        Eb
And I don't think I'll ever be happy.
C
Happy