A         C#m                D
Champagne drunk, tomorrow is out of luck
A             C#m                D
When the celebrations come to an end
A                C#m          D                E
When the party's over, Sunday morning wakes up sober
A       C#m               D
Begs for me to start up again
A           C#m                    D
I'm whiskey drunk in the Shop Rite parking lot
A             C#m                    D
I'm waiting while Anna buys milk and eggs
A           C#m            D             E
Sometimes I wonder why she hasn't found another
A            C#m                    D
One that her girlfriends would recommend


[Verse 2]
F#m       A                      D
Our worst fights are when we get silent
F#m                 A                D
Just a disappointed you shaking your head
A                  C#m
When the cards and flowers don't work
  D                       E
I sleep on the couch when I'm a jerk
A            C#m                D
What's gotta give, what's gotta give


[Chorus]
Bm                       E
Cause I know what you're thinking
A                F#m
That I can't stop drinking
Bm                     E
Every time you try and ask me to
       A                     F#m
I just throw a fit and storm out of the room
Bm                       E
Cause I know what you're thinking


[Interlude]
A         C#m            D  x2
A         C#m            D          E
A         C#m            D


[Verse 3]
A              C#m                D
I'm cheap beer drunk in a bar off Passyunk
A                     C#m                D
I'll be here until the lights come up again
A            C#m               D                E
Feel free to join me if you're bored or feeling lonely
A       C#m                 D
I could sure use the company
F#m           A                    D
I miss you so much when I was your drunk lush
F#m            A                D
You knew me so well, I knew you half as well
A        C#m                        D                       E
Love's a cruel, cruel joke when the tools in the shed can't fix what's broke
A            C#m     D
So you leave it broke


[Chorus]
Bm                       E
Cause I know what you're thinking
A                F#m
That I can't stop drinking
Bm                     E
Every time you try and ask me to
       A                     F#m
I just throw a fit and storm out of the room
Bm                       E
Cause I know what you're thinking