E
Trapped in a box by a cockney nut job

G
Ave a cuppa tea
Ave a cuppa tea


E
I'm The Hitcher
Let me put you in the picture
Creeping in your room in the dead of night

        G
With my solo polo vision

      E
I'm a cockney geeza
Watch me bleed ya

  G
I knew the Ripper when he was just a nipper
Taught him how to slice
I cut him up a treat


E
Pound your banana(two pound your pear)
Pound your banana,(two pound your pear)
G
Pound your banana,(two pound your pear)
40 shillings for your melons(Oh yeah)


E
(We're the piper twins, Jim and Jackie Piper
Cutting through the night like a windscreen

           G
Wiping you away like rain drops
Don't mess with the boys)
Shut your noise

E
Coming in strong like a freak show nightmare
Dancing skeletons,white,blue and yeller uns

G
Moving through the shadows with the speed if a cat
And if you cross us
We'll cut ya
(You ain't gonna like that)


        E
I'm bad juju
I use voodoo if I choose to
I harness the forces of evil to abuse you

  G
A power, a polo, an evil magnet
Were sucking up your soul
(You ain't gonna like that)