21 Patty Finn

On the road to Vegas gonna try me Irish luck
Left L.A. behind me set to bet a couple bucks
Hit the town of bright lights maybe get some sinnin' in
Hope the wins come easy like they do for Patty Finn

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So bet the doggies and ponies play yer cards and roll them dice
They say the boys a sure thing go bet the bastard twice
Take my U.S. dollars and deal this fella in
I'll be rollin' in the green stuff like our man Patty Finn

Fifty on a slot machiine two hundred playin' craps
The sun is settin' on my dreams and someone's playing T.A.P.S.
Got busted up at poker and I'm bleeding like a wound
Took my chances with Lady Luck and got me wee arse tuned

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Who's the patron saint of gamblin'?
Who's a-watchin' over me?
Who's got a dime I can borrow?
Who's my savior gonna be?
Why can't I find a clock in here?
Why won't they ever let me win?
Why didn't me mother name me
Good ol' Patty Finn?

I shoulda left an hour ago, gotta get right out this place
I thought I had that joker beat but he flopped that second ace
I got one more chance dear blackjack can't watch I'm fuckin' done
Patty must be in the room I just hit twenty-one

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