Ain't Nobody Straight in L.A.

Ain't nobody straight in LA
It seems that everybody is gay
Homosexuality is a part of society
I guess that they need some more variety
Freedom of expression is really the thing

La mayoría es AC / DC
Bisexuales es un grupo amoroso
Most everyone is AC / DC
Bisexuals on a loving spree
Homosexuality is a part of society
Well, I guess that they need some more variety
Freedom of expression is really the thing

Ain't nobody straight in LA
(Ain't nobody in LA straight)
It seems that everybody is gay

Hey, man, check that out
Ain't nobody straight in LA
It seems that everybody is gay

Hey, man, let's ride out
Yeah c'mon, man!
I mean that’s cool with me, uh, where we gon’ go?
Hey, man, I know where a real hip place is on Sunset Boulevard
And there's another place on La Cientaga that’s really
Nah, nah, I know this bad place on Hollywood Boulevard
Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute, Bill, ain't that the place you took me the other night
Yeah?

Hey, but wait a minute, man, that's a gay bar
Hey, man, ain't nothing but gay bars in Los Angeles
Yeah, Bill, that might be true though, but, uh
You know some of the finest women are in the gay bar
Hey, but dig, Bob, how do you know they're women?
Well, hey, man, look, well, look, gay people are nice people too, man
Yeah, let's go, man. Let's go, man