One rainy day at Hogwarts school
I got new glasses and I thought they were cool
Olive Hornby passed by
I said, "Don't I look fly?"
She said, "No ugly Myrtle, you look more like a fool."

I went to the bathroom on the second floor
What was Olive thinking, now this is war
So I started to bawl
And ran into a stall
And I heard a boy talking just outside of the door

Chorus
Get out of my bathroom, you're really creepy
You're not a girl and you don't belong here
I don't understand you, stop speaking in tongues
Saw a pair of yellow eyes and then I died.

I don't know what happened during that attack
My body seized up, everything went black
Then I floated away
And you know what they say
My life still sucked so then I came back

That evil witch wouldn't get away
I haunted Olive Hornby every night and day
Till the Ministry called
Oh and they were appalled
I was sent back to Hogwarts where I am today.

Chorus

Been the bathroom ghost since the night I fell
It's not so bad if you ignore the smell
I was sorry to go
But there's one thing I know
Olive Hornby is burning in hell

Get out of my bathroom, you're really creepy
You're not a girl and you don't belong here
I don't understand you, stop speaking in tongues
Saw a pair of yellow eyes
And now I'm Moaning Myrtle and I live in a toilet
Olive Hornby got what was coming to her
As you know, nothing's been the same ever since
The day I…