Aquaman's Lament

Superman can fly and stop a speeding bullet
Batman's got gadgets
and crime-solving machines
The Flash runs so fast
he can catch a falling baby
I can talk to some fish
Yeah, I'll go have a chat with some fish

Spiderman spins webs and always senses danger
The hulk can break through 100 ton steel beams
Iron Man's suit can defeat a whole army
I can talk to some fish
Yeah, I'll go have a chat with some fish

Fish, Fish, Fish
Fish are really boring
they complain about the weather and they never fall asleep
Fish, Fish, Fish
don't have any feelings
They can't turn their heads
won't make eye contact with me with me

Captain America is a super soldier
Thor is a magic Norse God
Wolverine heals faster than he's injured
I can talk to some fish
Yeah, I'll go have a chat with some fish

Fish, Fish, Fish
Fish are really boring
they complain about the weather and they never fall asleep
Fish, Fish, Fish
don't have any feelings
They can't turn their heads
won't make eye contact with me with me